all of sudden the phone starts to ring. and it turns out it's my mother. why does everyone keep fixating on that? (다들 왜 그것에만 집착하는 거지?) you are feeling a lot of pain right now. (너는 지금 고통스러워하고 있어) can I tell you what the answer is? (그에 대한 해답을 알려줄까?) have some hormons. (이성을 만나, 호르몬을 채워) I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. (내가 배리보다 그래비 보트에 더 신경을 쓰고 있다는 것을 깨달았어) I kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue. (그 얘기는 안 했으면 했는데) I am guessing. (현재 예상하건대) well, matters to me. (나에겐 중요한 일이야) -what if i don't want to be a shoe, what if i want to be a hat. (만약에 내가 신발을 원하지 않고 모자가 되길 원한다면) he finally asked you out? (그가 마침내 데이트 신청 한 거야?) oh dear diary moment. (일기장에 기록할 일이로군, 뭔가 극적인 순간 등 표현하는) hey what are you up tonight. (오늘 밤에 뭐할거야?) I was kind of supposed to be head for aruba on my honeymoon. so nothing. (원래는 허니문 여행으로 아루바에 갈 예정이었지만 지금은 없어.) this time of year (매년 이맘 때 즈음이면) thanks, but i'm going to hang out here tonight. it's been a